A Few Amusing Troll Bits
I Think It Was Lack of Role Models in the Home
danielsmith44124us: *looking for my extremely hot cheerleader stepdaughter.......... she's Such a Cocktease and wears skimpy, sexy, provocative outfits to drive me crazy ...... she really knows how to push my buttons*
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: i think she got hauled off to juvie
MMMMM BABY HIT THAT CAPS LOCK
dileepstar: WANN SEE ME STRIP AND DO WHAT EVER U SAY ON UR MIC
dileepstar: ON CAM
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: how about you start off by hitting that caps lock button for me
Any Further Questions Should Be Addressed to My Attorney
easyrider2475411: do u suck dick
he_sido_una_chica_mala_mala: my lawsuit with Dick Clark prevents me from speaking about that
And the winner is...
evil_gheeko: ever have you pussy licked by a lizard,we got long tongues?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: ok- you win the weird man of chat award
evil_gheeko: thanks you, takes a bow
evil_gheeko: now can i lick you?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: no- but please take this wonderful parting gift of a click
Well It Was Where All the Shit Came From
fr_hi2001: any chance of me paying you to lick my shitter?
fr_hi2001: i mean bung hole
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: sure, licks your face
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: pay up please
Could I Join In?
gangbang_guy2001: ever been in a gangbang or circle jerk?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: is a gang forming a circle around you
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: and banging you with sticks?
BAM!
gettinalittle2: hey wanna role play?
gettinalittle2: I wont you to stick fruit up my ass baby
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: sure you be a troll- and i will be a troll basher with a big club
gettinalittle2: what?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: wow- my Grandma never made fruit salad THAT way
gettinalittle2: I got grapes and cantaloupes and grease
gettinalittle2: I like crisco or motor oil
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: Okay- are you like Emeril on crack?
Ooooh- New Shoes!
handsome_eyes99: can i be your daddy?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: sure, can i have your credit card?
Role Reversal
harry2002xxx: hi baby! wanna suck me till i cum all over your face?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: no- want to do that to me? strokes my hard cock and waits
This One Is A Little Random- It is a Dada Thing
horizontalenrichmenttwo (10:21:47 PM): did they gangbang you?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (10:22:11 PM): they were a fraction
horizontalenrichmenttwo (10:22:25 PM): you had more ?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (10:22:53 PM): cest la vie
horizontalenrichmenttwo (10:23:12 PM): how many ?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (10:23:29 PM): candy shop
horizontalenrichmenttwo (10:23:50 PM): i fucked a woman with 6 other guys once
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (10:24:15 PM): do you perm your hair?
horizontalenrichmenttwo (10:24:49 PM): whats a candy shop ?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (10:25:00 PM): portobello mushrooms
horizontalenrichmenttwo (10:25:11 PM): it natrally curly
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (10:25:28 PM): oh, that explains the printer
horizontalenrichmenttwo (10:25:56 PM): where you from ?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (10:26:12 PM): do you have an iron?
horizontalenrichmenttwo (10:26:21 PM): yup
horizontalenrichmenttwo (10:26:44 PM): where we going with this ?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (10:26:44 PM): bright red fire engines on a clear sunny day
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl (10:28:38 PM): and oh oh- a baseball bat breaking through a commerative plate
Troll Vet
hot_wolf_2000: Mmmmmmmmmm On your knees Naughty girl
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: i am an amputee
Just Looking Out For Everyone's Best Interest
hotguy4u5cyber: hey do you want to role play with me and another girl(s) in a private room?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: no, i wouldn't want to submit another girl to the horror of you
Asked and Answered
hungwell090: WANNA WATCH ME CUM
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: i'd prefer to watch you go
hungwell090: GO WHERE
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: away
I Like Balls- Just Not Those
ibcnu2day: Do you want to sit on Daddy's lap and go "bouncy-bouncy"?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: i'd rather throw a bowling ball at Daddy's lap and watch it go thud
Start Celebrating Your Damn Holidays!
jerk_my_jehovah: ever jerked-off a Witness while he read the Watchtower to you?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: nope i kept on scheduling that for my birthday and he didn't celebrate them
Skip the Courtesy and the Spelling
jimmyv6780: wan be bad...
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: who is wan?
jimmyv6780: ?? me..i guess..lmao
jimmyv6780: wana...
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: is English your first language?
jimmyv6780: nah, Italian....jk..yes it is tryin to cut the corners...is all..cut the bull short
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: you mean the part where you convince me that you are worth my time, or get to know me, or say hello? is that the part you are trying to cut out?
I Just Had A Better Offer
jo_nyc_x2002x: Hey, 32 bi male here NYC... Really nasty, sexually uninhibited... Would you be interested in chatting?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: no i prefer pumicing the soles of my feet
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: but thanks for the offer
Poor Donkey
king_ron_b: bend over and take this 10 inches right up your tight little ass
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: okay... but the donkey is not gonna like this
Damn- Leave the Donkey Alone For Christ Sake!
xxxcumblasterxxx: *slaps your hot ass* then you know daddie's gon have to have a peice of that fine ass
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: the donkey is not gonna be happy about that either
Hanging at Noon
long_n_hard_4_u_in_tx: want a hung college guy?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: sure, you got the noose?
Troll Medical Conditions
lovin_touchin_squeezin2002: mmmmmmmmm im sooo hard
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: wow- you should goto a doctor for that
lovin_touchin_squeezin2002: wanna phonesex
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: is that how you got hard? stucck the receiver in and it paralyzed you?
Sureeeee- It's Fine
low_licking_guy00: hey is this ok ?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: you mean popping up in my box and making me waste precious moments dismissing you? is that okay?
Herpes is Incurable
lvnhigh99: are u a good cocksucker slut
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: sure, but i do leave little blisters after i leave- is that okay with you?
I Thought It Couldn't Get Worse
metaljunki666: exy namemr u horny
metaljunki666: sexy name r u horny
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: hmmm- i kinda liked that sentence more when it was just gobbledegook
Or Maybe A 1-800-FUCKOFF Ad
ncmale74: how ad doyou wanna be?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: i wanna be one of those Absolut Vodka ads
I Don't Have A Crank for That
nichols304: will u come and suck the cum from my cock
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: don't they have a machine for that?
nichols304: i dont have one i need u
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: well geesh- what do you think i am the manual version?
Urpic Seemed Like A Russian Name
nikdik11: May I stroke my cock to urpic
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: sure- if you like Russian men I don't see why not
My Pimp Has Gotta Keep These Gold Teeth Shiny
pedaler33t: will you be my slut?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: depends, does it come with Dental?
pedaler33t: yeah
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: do i get to pick the Dentist?
pedaler33t: no
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: oh well then no thanks- i got a better deal with Dolemite
Moving Up The Corporate Ladder
playboy210772002: step in my office
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: ok, but it is really only a cubicle, man i bet your mom is upset, all that college and you have to share a cubicle with the office supplies
playboy210772002: are you wearing your leather dress
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: no, it is too hot for leather, i decided to wear a protective hazard suit, because i think there may be toxic chemicals in here
playboy210772002: i want you dressed in leather
playboy210772002: you know it makes me excited
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: well so does your sister's Cocker Spaniel, but I am not gonna pee on your foot and bite your ass
Perhaps Itsy Bitsy?
rapist4whores: hey cunt
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: hey tiny penis
rapist4whores: its small till it gets excited
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: then its teeny tiny?
Oooh Use Some Bad Grammar Too!
slik801: i have to cum on u baby...since u are bad
slik801: u want me too
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: oh yes, it was hard to hold back my immense attraction to your rudeness and lack of spelling
Step One
tt_trench_desert_fox_tt: bend over
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: bends over grabs my knife- turns and stabs you
And He Comes Back For
tt_trench_desert_fox_tt: -Tilts his head to the side, letting his eyes fall upon her. The thick shaft of his cock swollen and standing at attention, struggling to hold up its heavy engorged head- Bend over...
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: watches you bend over and take it up the ass
Or Perhaps Panama
ultimate_invasion: yess all need is a tight canal to get into....mmm
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: try venice
Maybe I Could Get Some Spray On Stuff
yogibare27: are you shaved, trimmed or natural?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: i am bald- it is a gentic disorder and Rogaine doesn't work- geesh how insensitive to bring it up
Just A Little Dose of Common Sense
younglikeold6: can you help me find my puppy>>?? Please?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: sure, first turn off the computer and then fucking go outside and look for it
My Daddy Would Never Look For Me Here... I Hope
yourbigtoy: WHAT did you do this time " asks daddy
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: I wondered why my Daddy is in a dirty chat room
yourbigtoy: looking for his lil girl
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: well my Daddy thinks I am a nun- i don't think he is looking for me here
yourbigtoy: who would you like me to be?????
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: not really- i prefer my dad not to creepily enter dirty chat rooms
yourbigtoy: what is it that you did....you've been bad
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: i stabbed my dad
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: and he made me go to the convent
yourbigtoy: ok be that way
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: well i have no choice- it is the meds
What Did He Want Again?
zabs247uk: u wanna be enslaved trained in obedience and most of all fucked say hi oh yeh u will be humiliated in the process
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: can i say fuck you?
zabs247uk: hoepefully not
zabs247uk: u wanna be enslaved trained in obedience and most of all fucked say hi oh yeh u will be humiliated in the process
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: you already asked that
zabs247uk: oh sos
zabs247uk: so u wnna
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: spell?
zabs247uk: lol wanna
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: sure
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: what should we spell?
If I Ever Reach It I Am Not Leaving the House Again
zaheds: wana lick ur ass hole baby
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: i am not that flexible
zaheds: c'mon baby..u'll love it
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: i would have to take yoga for years
Someone Needs to Give Him the Program
curioustexas: wish you were my wife
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: wish i had a good divorce lawyer
curioustexas: lol
curioustexas: i want a wife that is real bad
curioustexas: i watch and eat her clean after
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: that is what whores are for, you get a wife to goto church with and look respectable- didn't you get The Man Bible?
curioustexas: lol
curioustexas: i want whore wife then
curioustexas: goes to church sunday morrning full of cum
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: you may wanna marry her but her pimp is not gonna like it
Troll Me!
collegeguy692069: bad girl wanna play baby?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: sure, black or red?
collegeguy692069: for what?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: checkers
collegeguy692069: black
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: alright i am red then
collegeguy692069: ok
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: lines the peices up on the board
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: i go first- red always goes first- moves my left peice forward two spots
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: your turn
Ohhhhh- I See- I Am the Twisted One
breast_groping_metalhead: (sees you still fully dressed, and looking uncomfortable...approaches you wearing nothing) This must be your first gangfuck
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: why yes it is? are you ready to be gangfucked?
breast_groping_metalhead: I'm a guy...Arent you female?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: why yes- but i own various toys that make that only a minor inconvenience
breast_groping_metalhead: I'm not twisted like that,,,see ya
I Know- Ewwwwwwww
bolicious54: you wet and hungry?
ivebeena_bad_bad_girl: yes sometimes i miss the toilet during my bulimia
